crisskrosskitchen chaos

two chefs. one order. no rules about the kitchen.

Kitchen Chaos is a cooking race for two phones. You both get the same three-course order — chop, stir, flip, season, heat and plate every dish — and whoever serves it first takes the course. The catch: the other chef can fill your kitchen with smoke, crank up your hob, set a mouse loose in your pantry or knock your pan on the floor.

3 courses · first to 29 dishes6 dirty tricksvideo + voice callfree to play

how a cook-off goes

the same ticket

A starter, a main and a dessert, dealt the same for both of you. Each dish is five or six steps, and whoever plates it first takes the course.

every step is hands-on

Tap to chop. Draw circles to stir. Flip when the needle hits the gold. Find the right jar. Hold the heat inside the band. Build the plate from memory.

mischief, not luck

Finishing steps earns mischief — faster when you are behind. Spend it on the other kitchen, or on a lid that bounces their next trick back.

made for the call

The video call runs in the room, so you hear exactly when the mouse lands. Nothing to install, and only the host needs to sign in.

the dirty tricks

  • smoke · 2 mischief
    fill their kitchen with smoke for a few seconds.
  • crank the heat · 2 mischief
    their pans and oven run twice as hot for a while.
  • mouse · 3 mischief
    let a mouse loose. they have to catch it before cooking on.
  • spill · 3 mischief
    knock over what they are making. that step starts again.
  • rig a step · 2 mischief
    hide a trap in one of their later steps. they know it is there, not where.
  • lid on · 2 mischief
    cover your counter. the next trick thrown at you bounces off.

on the menu

starters
tomato soup
garden salad
mushroom toast
mains
smash burger
chili pasta
cheese omelette
desserts
pancake stack
chocolate cupcakes
strawberry crêpe